*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*Alright 25 here we come*
I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.